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The lady in question was far superior on the eye compared to any lady you may have previously encountered. Certainly nothing even remotely related to the local promiscuous sort.

I am attempting to purchase the lexis to grant sufficient descriptive quality without causing undue offence,

What with the way said ma’am moves her derrière I find it hard to control my emotions.

I must prostrate myself to cease my activities to approach the lady somewhat closer so as to grant greater chance of engagement.

Once again I find myself devoid of the vocabulary to illustrate what it is I am witnessing without causing an outcry,




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For Hamish, and an advert for my other blog that has taken off in the short time it has been running

They say the camera adds 10 pounds…

Well stop eating fucking cameras!

Jimmy Carr